can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
(via nananana-batman)
- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
someone alert the papers H.P. Lovecraft is alive and he’s taken up horticulture
(via jm2agawin)
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
(via thedancingloki)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
via sodamnrelatable
I mean really
nobody has money that is prettier than australian money
(via imonteamweasley)
