my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs
i’m in it to win it mothafuckers
no one has noticed yet
i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors
five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago
one day your gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
i actually really needed this
when you recognize a word from another language you’ve just begun to learn and ur like hEYHeY HEY WAIT I KNOW THAT MEANS and it’s probably some thing insignificant like ‘today’ or ‘maybe’ buT YOURE SO PROUD STILL LIKE HELL YEAH
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person
Why did Benedict Cumberbatch walk on stage with the cast of Twelve Years a Slave?
because he’s a fucking douchebag
He is in the fucking movie dipshits
Opening a story file to work on it after not touching it for months.
If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness
“You never fucking taught me this shit”
A novel written by every student ever.
And the sequel
“you said this bullshit wasn’t on the test.”
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.